if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
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Who knew Nick Cannon would come up the most out of those three?
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Great idea…Next time you make a fruit salad make a melon bowl and serve your fruit salad in it.
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Have you ever remembered something that makes you so shameful you literally feel your soul wish it could separate from you out of disgust
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
— Virginia Woolf (via 100philosophers)
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A Classical Arabic “Hara” or Neighborhood.
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People who don’t understand the difference between ethnicity and nationality??????????
plz go back to 3rd grade and open your 5 star notebook.
because you have a 1 star for being basic and dumb.
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do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
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this is the best picture in history.
There will never be another picture as great as this picture
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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